The Physic's Student by Ken Logozar
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The physic's student
Started off the year with glee!
But he went to physics and it ruined his life
Cuz his average is a D!The physic's student
Has yet to pass a test!
If his partners are missing, then his labs would be
just one big giant mess!There must have been something left in that Nyquil he
had found,
For when he poured it down the hatch, he began to
dance around!The physic's student
Knew he should've dropped it then!
But at the time he had no clue
it could rank with AP Chem!Yackity yack yack Yackity yack yack
Look at Ramsey talk!
Yackity yack yack Yackity yack yack
Over the clicks of chalk!
The physic's student
Now had no choice to make!
It was too late to drop and he realized that
under Ramsey he will break!The physic's student
Knows that mass T A = P
Oh wait, that's not right. That's the initials
of his current favorite CD!At this time he knew that he had to get up on track,
But his chance blew up in his face when his eggdrop
would go - CRACK!The physic's student
Let's it all go through one ear
But the rest all know that he surely will
return for more next year!Clickity click click Clickity click click
Look at Ramsey go!
Clickity click click Clickity click click
On his Apple-Mac, 8-point-0!
Physics Carol by Mike St. John
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Calculating mass
Everyday in class
And we always do
Because we want to passWorking on a lab
Using a pulley
We all pray to god
That we get a B
Newton's laws newton's laws
F equals M A
Oh what fun it is to learn
A new force everydayGravity gravity
We use it everyday
It's the reason that we can
Find out how much you weigh
Hey
Have Yourself a Merry Physics Christmas by Jenny Carrol and Many Moran
(to the tune of Have Yourself a Merry Christmas)
Have yourself a merry physics Christmas
Let your heart accelerate
From now on our vectors will all be in a lineHave yourself a merry physics Christmas
Oh, the things we learn
Centripetal force to find the force on turns
D equals Vi T plus one half A T squared
Our homework's shared with yours
Friction's fun, but anyone
Over 41, can ignoreThere's forces pushing a-ll around us
The acceleration due to gravity is 9.8
Docotating the tree or in the snow physics relates
So, have yourself a merry physics Christmas day.
Little Drummer Boy by Chrissy
(to the tune of Little Drummer Boy)
Hide, they told me parumpapapam
Theres a physics test today parumpapapam
Mr. Ramsey made the test very hard parumpapapam
There's A and 0 and F parumpapapam
I think I'm going to fail parumpapapam
I'm hiding out to no avail parumpapapam
I must know P momentum parumpapapam
This test will be no fun parumpapapam