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Submission date: December 14, 2006 22:40:16
Submitted by: Ashley
Title of Physics Carol: Gravity
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
Why do people float
When they go into space?
Across the ship they go
Floating all the way
How come here on Earth
people stay in place?
Why don't they go float
like they do in space?
Gravity, Gravity
It keeps us on the ground
There was a guy named Newton he said,
"What goes up comes down"
Gravity, Gravity
Mass times 9 point 8
Oh the power of this force
It's what makes us have weight
A day or two ago,
I thought I would go fly,
but when I jumped to go,
I didn't get too high.
I fell right to the Earth
and boy it was a shame
Gravity I learned
Attraction is its game
Gravity, Gravity
It keeps us on the ground
There was a guy named Newton he said,
"What goes up comes down"
Gravity, Gravity
Mass times 9 point 8
Oh the power of this force
It's really, really great!
Submission date: December 14, 2006 22:03:26
Submitted by: Rob Fraser
Title of Physics Carol: Physics Laws are Coming to Town
Title of Real Carol:Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Carol:
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Submission date: December 14, 2006 15:16:42
Submitted by: liz the great
Title of Physics Carol: sledding with ro-dawg
Title of Real Carol:o christmas tree o christmas treeeee
Carol:
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her?
Roediger is pulled down that plane
in her red sled on physics lane
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her?
she's accelerating fast
i just saw her but she passed
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her?
She was acted on by an outside force
Now she has stopped, o yes of course
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her?
She obeyed Newton's first law
And came crashing to a fall
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her?
MRS. ROEDIGER ARE YOU OK?!?!?
She yells back, HEY! whats today??
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her?
The sine and cosines forces were strong
thats all the physics to this song!
Oh sine and cosine oh sine and cosine
how ever do you pull her??!!?
Submission date: December 12, 2006 19:30:41
Submitted by: Mr. Ramsey
Title of Physics Carol: Test of System
Title of Real Carol:Test
Carol:
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Submission date: December 19, 2005 23:07:54
Submitted by: Dan Duric
Title of Physics Carol: Physics Wonderland
Title of Real Carol:Winter Wonderland
Carol:
Steel balls drop, they're in motion, why they fall, not a notion.
But thanks to New-ton, its all lots of fun, learning in a physics wonderland.
Gone away is the Chem-stry, here to stay is the mys-try.
Dynamics at play, the knowledge will stay, learning in a physics wonderland.
In the labroom we will build with LEGO, making cars that run by grav-i-ty.
Accelerating masses, we can time them, and find their vert-i-cal vel-oc-ity.
Later on, we will rewrite, to keep our grades from dropping outta sight.
To face unafraid the grades that we made, learning in a physics wonderland!!
Submission date: December 19, 2005 21:42:56
Submitted by: Melissa Slamic
Title of Physics Carol:
Title of Real Carol:Do You Hear What I Hear?
Carol:
Said the King Ramsey to his dearest student,
"Do you see what I see?
Way up in the board, a little formula lays
Do you see what I see?
an error an error, burning Ramsey's eyes
"ramsey baked us some pieeeeee"
"ramsey baked us some pieeeeee"
Said the little timmy to the Ram-sin-ator
"Do you hear what I hear?
It's Dan, a student, snoring in the back,
Do you hear what I hear?
A movie, filmed in the 1980's
"ramsey baked us some pieeeeee"
"ramsey baked us some pieeeeee"
Submission date: December 19, 2005 21:34:18
Submitted by: Laura Madrona
Title of Physics Carol: I saw Ramsey baking apple pie
Title of Real Carol:I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Carol:
I saw Ramsey baking apple pie,
In his kitchen late last Wednesday night.
He didn
Submission date: December 19, 2005 21:12:34
Submitted by: Mauri Bartlett
Title of Physics Carol: I dont want a lot from physics
Title of Real Carol:All i want for christmas is you
Carol:
I don't want a lot from Physics
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about torque
Underneath the can of barf
I just want centripetal force for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true...
All I want for Christmas
Is PHYSICS
I don't want a lot from physics
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about velocity
All around the car I drive
I don't need to hang my pulleys
They're upon the flab table
King Ramsey won't you make me happy
With a pie on Christmas day
I just want physics for my own
More than work could ever produce
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is physics
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for force
I'm just going to keep on spinning
Up top the rotating chair
I won't make a list and send it
To Mentor High for Mr. Ramsey
I won't even watch the honey bears all night
To Hear those magic bears click
'Cause I just want gravity here tonight
Holding me down to earth so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is physics
Submission date: December 19, 2005 20:31:32
Submitted by: Melissa Slamic
Title of Physics Carol: Deck the halls with King Ramsey
Title of Real Carol:Deck the Halls
Carol:
Deck the halls with King the Ramsey,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be chalky
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our stained apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the ancient Ram-sin-ator,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See the blazing Ramsey before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Strike the board with crazy equations.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow him in confuzed measure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell one day he fed us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
He fasts away the stains on his pants.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
All hail Ramsey King of Physics
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'lest you want to fail his cla-ss
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Now the tale of Ramsey has ended
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Submission date: December 19, 2005 20:15:21
Submitted by: Laura Madrona
Title of Physics Carol: The 12 days of Physics
Title of Real Carol:12 days of Christmas
Carol:
On the first day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: A lecture on velocity.
On the second day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Two vectors and a lecture on velocity.
On the third day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the fourth day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors and a lecture on velocity.
On the fifth day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the sixth day of Physics Sir Ramsey gave to me: Six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the seventh day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Seven labs on friction, six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the eighth day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Eight pulley systems, seven labs on friction, six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the ninth day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: nine exploding carts, eight pulley systems, seven labs on friction, six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the tenth day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: ten cans of vomit, nine exploding carts, eight pulley systems, seven labs on friction, six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity,
On the eleventh day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: eleven coffee filters, ten cans of vomit, nine exploding carts, eight pulley systems, seven labs on friction, six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
On the twelfth day of Physics, Sir Ramsey gave to me: Twelve books on torque, eleven coffee filters, ten cans of vomit, nine exploding carts, eight pulley systems, seven labs on friction, six laws of Physics, five meter sticks, four fun equations, three bad eggs, two vectors, and a lecture on velocity.
Submission date: December 19, 2005 13:14:27
Submitted by: VaL Taton
Title of Physics Carol: Have Yourself a Merry Little Lab Day
Title of Real Carol:Have yourself a merry little christmas
Carol:
Have yourself a merry little lab day
Let your calculations be right
From now on our GPA troubles
Will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little physics lab,
Make Mr. Ramsey proud to say
"From now on our troubles
Will be miles away"
Here we are, finding the spring potential
Solving for centripetal force
Lab groups all so dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Through the laws, theories and proofs
We will solve them all
And if gravity should permit
Drop an egg or two
From Mr. Ramsey's meter sticks,
And have yourself
A procedure filled holiday
Have yourself
A merry little experiment
Have yourself
A gift from Santa Ramsey
Have yourself
A scale under the Christmas tree
Have yourself
A Friction is FUN Christmas now
Submission date: December 19, 2005 13:09:44
Submitted by:
Title of Physics Carol:
Title of Real Carol:
Carol:
Submission date: December 19, 2005 11:50:33
Submitted by: Nick Gajary, LOTN
Title of Physics Carol: Marbles Rolling on a Physics Floor
Title of Real Carol:Chestnuts Roasting
Carol:
Marbles rolling off our Physics desks
Falling on the floor near our toes
Trivial problems being done on our tests
The kind of stuff only Asians know
Submission date: December 18, 2005 23:16:45
Submitted by: Laura Pearce
Title of Physics Carol: Away in a classroom
Title of Real Carol:Away in a manger
Carol:
Away in a classroom, no pillow for our heads,
We frustrated pupils lay down our sweet heads,
The physics teacher looks down where we lay,
The poor confused students asleep another day.
The teacher is ranting, the students awake,
But scared for their grades, no sound do we make,
We love thee dear teacher, look down from above,
and don't change our grades because we can't plug and chug.
Be fair, dear teacher, we ask thee to keep,
Our grades as they are, and stable, we pray,
Bless all the dear children in thy tender care
And help us learn inertia, and resistance from air
Submission date: December 18, 2005 23:12:49
Submitted by: Laura Pearce
Title of Physics Carol: Away in a classroom
Title of Real Carol:Away in a manger
Carol:
Away in a classroom, no pillow for our heads,
We frustrated young pupils lay down our sweet heads,
The physics teacher looks down where we lay,
The poor confused students asleep another day.
The teacher is ranting, the students awake,
But scared for their grades, no sound do they make,
We love thee dear teacher, look down from above,
and don't change our grades when the nine-weeks is nigh.
Be fair, dear teacher, we ask thee to keep,
Our grades as they are or better we pray,
Bless all the dear children in thy tender care
And help us learn inertia, and resistance from air
Submission date: December 18, 2005 23:12:28
Submitted by: Laura Pearce
Title of Physics Carol: Away in a classroom
Title of Real Carol:Away in a manger
Carol:
Away in a manger, no pillow for our heads,
We frustrated young pupils lay down our sweet heads,
The physics teacher looks down where we lay,
The poor confused students asleep another day.
The teacher is ranting, the students awake,
But scared for their grades, no sound do they make,
We love thee dear teacher, look down from above,
and don't change our grades when the nine-weeks is nigh.
Be fair, dear teacher, we ask thee to keep,
Our grades as they are or better we pray,
Bless all the dear children in thy tender care
And help us learn inertia, and resistance from air
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:58:10
Submitted by: Laura Pearce
Title of Physics Carol:
Title of Real Carol:Auld lang syne
Carol:
Should old equations be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should old equations be forgot,
And space and time?
For space and time, my dear
For space and time,
We'll take a class or two yet,
For space and time!
And here's some help for you my friend,
And give me some help of thine
And we'll understand physics yet,
For space and time.
For space and time, my dear
For space and time,
We'll take a class or two yet,
For space and time!
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:35:15
Submitted by: Laura Pearce
Title of Physics Carol: All I want for christmas is to ace this test
Title of Real Carol:All I want for christmas is my two front
Carol:
All I want for christmas is to ace this test,
To ace this test,
To ace this test,
All I want for christmas is to ace this test,
So I can say I passed physics!
It seems so long since I could say,
"F=ma, or so they say."
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be
If I could only get a B!
All I want for christmas is to ace this test,
To ace this test,
To ace this test,
All I want for christmas is to ace this test,
So I can say I passed physics!
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:35:04
Submitted by: David Amos
Title of Physics Carol: Energy! Energy!
Title of Real Carol:Jingle bells
Carol:
DAshing thru the school
On my way to physics class.
I can't be late because,
I haven't got a pass.
We're learning about the physics
of Potential and Kinetic energy.
Physics Class id always fun,
and it never causes lethargy! OH!
Energy! Energy!
Potential and Kinetic.
Once you overcome inertia,
Life can get frenetic.
Energy! Energy!
Gravity comes into play
When you're dropped from eay up high,
In the same spot you will not stay!
Energy! Energy!
Kinetic and Potential
One will turn into the other,
But in this order its not sequential!
Energy! Energy!
You must account for mass.
If you don't, when you build a car,
You might run out of gas!
Energy! Energy!
Velocity plays a part.
The kinetic Energy equation says:
Your slower when you start!
Energy! Energy!
One always equals the other.
If you don't belive me,
Just go and ask your mother!
Now I know its sad to say,
This song is song is almost done.
This physics lesson is almost over,
But just remember: Friction is FuN!!
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:21:01
Submitted by: Kristen Welch
Title of Physics Carol: Coffee Filters
Title of Real Carol:Jingle Bells
Carol:
Dashing through the lab
With-a computer cart in tow
Calculating jouels
And newtons as we go
O, coffee filters, coffee filters
Falling down the stairs
Finding out potential energy
For the honey bears
Eggs'n toilet paper-holders
Cracking all the while
Rollerblading, spinning, running
Wile Mr. Ramsey smiles
O, coffee filters, coffee filters
Falling down the stairs
Finding out potential energy
For the honey bears
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:17:17
Submitted by: David Amos
Title of Physics Carol:
Title of Real Carol:
Carol:
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:16:02
Submitted by: Kristen Welch
Title of Physics Carol: We Three Scientists
Title of Real Carol:We Three Kings
Carol:
We three scientists of physics are
Newton, Einsein, and Kepler
Mass and weight
Why planets rotate
Distance between the stars
Muuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuu
I-nertia and gravity
Acceleration, velocity
Laws, properties
Theories, hypotheses
Making new discoveries
Submission date: December 18, 2005 22:05:20
Submitted by: Corey Walsh
Title of Physics Carol: Dancin' Around the Apple Tree
Title of Real Carol:Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Carol:
Dancin
Submission date: December 18, 2005 21:23:56
Submitted by: Dante Marimpietri
Title of Physics Carol: Rudolph the red nose physics teacher
Title of Real Carol:Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Carol:
Rudolph the red nose physics teacher
Taught a very bright and shiny class
And if the other teachers saw it they
Submission date: December 18, 2005 21:02:58
Submitted by: Eric Estadt
Title of Physics Carol: The Fifteen Pound Book
Title of Real Carol:The First Noel
Carol:
The first day of class
Mr. Ramsey gave us
A textbook that was larger than any before.
It is packed with stuff
That is helpful to know
Since the problems in the back are so hard.
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
It was not long at all
'Til our fist assignment
When we found out that we had to pay attention.
But soon we learned the drill
And got it all done on time
And the board became filled with numbers and such.
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
Pretty soon we learned fun
Forces, friction, Newton.
N is normal force which was news to me.
Then we moved on to work
A dyne cm says "erg"
Next we got to watch Jim run up those stairs.
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
Now we made physics round
With wierd Greek letters.
Kinematics angular torquing in our notes
Jearl Walker, 'member him?
Now he told us some more
And we saw a girl in tights spin round and round
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
Submission date: December 18, 2005 21:00:07
Submitted by: Eric Estadt
Title of Physics Carol: The First Giancoli
Title of Real Carol:The First Noel
Carol:
The first day of class
Mr. Ramsey gave us
A textbook that was larger than any before.
It is packed with stuff
That is helpful to know
Since the problems in the back are so hard.
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
It was not long at all
'Til our fist assignment
When we found out that we had to pay attention.
But soon we learned the drill
And got it all done on time
And the board became filled with numbers and such.
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
Pretty soon we learned fun
Forces, friction, Newton.
N is normal force which was news to me.
Then we moved on to work
A dyne cm says "erg"
Next we got to watch Jim run up those stairs.
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
Now we made physics round
With wierd Greek letters.
Kinematics angular torquing in our notes
Jearl Walker, 'member him?
Now he told us some more
And we saw a girl in tights spin round and round
Giancoli et al, teaching us physics.
It must mass at least seven kilos.
Submission date: December 18, 2005 20:39:51
Submitted by: Yuan Lu
Title of Physics Carol: O Ramsey's Birth
Title of Real Carol:O Holy Night
Carol:
O Ramsey's birth!
The fissix gods were watching
It was the night of an incoherant man's birth!
Long lay the world, void in knowledge of F=MA
Till he appear'd and people saw his clothes
A stain on the pants, chalk over his shirt
Nobody seems to know if he cleans his clothes!
Fall on your knees
Oh hear the magnificent sev'n
Josef's Angle is not real
Sci-Oly is his life
Truely he taught us that P=MV
His jokes are bad and his writing is illegible
Radians he shall break for his pow'r is beyond all others
And in that pow'r all A's shall turn to C's
Sweet pleads for mercy, King Ramsey does not grat
Let all of us praise Tyramseyausaurus Rex
Fall on your knees
Oh hear the magnificent sev'n
Josef's Angle is not real
Sci-Oly is his life
O night cursed when Ramsey was born
When Ramsey was born...
Submission date: December 18, 2005 20:28:56
Submitted by: Elizabeth Irvin
Title of Physics Carol: Ramsey Yells
Title of Real Carol:Silver bells
Carol:
In the hallways, by the lockers
at our lab tables too
all around there's a sense of dreading
for today we get our tests back
Ramsey passes them out
and above all the groaning you hear
Hey you lot!
you all forgot
to show your answers with units
what a mess!
I can guess
that you did not study well
And what's worse, you didn't draw
any diagrams
of the forces that act on a pumpkin baby
Fnet equals M times A,
can't you even remember that?
oh boy, we're in for a very long year!
There's the bell!
time to schnell
maybe we'll do better next time
but unlike AP
at least we
can put all our lab stuff away
Submission date: December 18, 2005 15:58:24
Submitted by: Jim Northrup
Title of Physics Carol: Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
Title of Real Carol:Little Drummer Boy
Carol:
Lo, they told me: You
Submission date: December 18, 2005 15:09:12
Submitted by: Kevin Pochatila
Title of Physics Carol: Kevin's Physics Carol Experience
Title of Real Carol:It's Beginning to look a lot like Christ
Carol:
You better learn to respect the physics
Everywhere in life
Equations until you’re blue
and what in the world is “mu”?
Ramsey’s checking all the work you show
The smell from over there: That’s physics
Yes, I know its bad
It’s become something to fear to fear
The room hasn’t been cleaned in years
Big lead weights will fall right on your toes
Why are you crying? oh, just physics
Even A.P. always fails
39 was the highest grade
Get them right and you would be made
Sell answers to other classes for some dough
Get ready, set, go do physics!
The examples are so odd
Learning just where to drop
A baby from a rooftop
To find the speed reached before its head explodes
Forget English, all you need is physics
Words are really lame
F equals MG Sin
Throw down a best fit line
Instead of writing wussy poems about the snow
Bake a cake and celebrate the Physics
It’s a party every day
Roller coasters up in the heezy
Hey this problem looks really easy
But the test is only on stuff you don’t know
So don’t forget to respect physics
Or else you’d be a fool
Remember just one thing
T-Ramsey is the king
And physics is super cool
Submission date: December 18, 2005 13:43:29
Submitted by: Stephanie Grechny
Title of Physics Carol: The twelve Labs of Physics
Title of Real Carol:The Twelve Days of Christmas
Carol:
On the first lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
Velocity equals distance over time.
On the second lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
Energy and range are proportional,
And velocity equals distance over time.
On the third lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
Logger Pro can be challenging,
Energy and range are proportional,
And velocity equals distance over time.
On the fourth lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
Theoretical acceleration is easy,
Logger Pro can be challenging,
Energy and range are proportional,
And velocity equals distance over time.
On the fifth lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
F e q u a l s M A,
Theoretical acceleration is easy,
Logger Pro can be challenging,
Energy and range are proportional,
And velocity equals distance over time.
On the sixth lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
Friction is fun,
F e q u a l s M A,
Theoretical acceleration is easy,
Logger Pro can be challenging,
Energy and range are proportional,
And velocity equals distance over time.
On the seventh lab of physics Mr. Ramsey taught me:
Submission date: December 18, 2005 13:04:38
Submitted by: Mandy Spencer
Title of Physics Carol: Joy to Physics
Title of Real Carol:Joy to the World
Carol:
Joy to physics
my mind is dead
the equations fried my brain
f=ma, i must remember that
or i will fail my test
or i will fail my test
or i will i will fail my test
Joy to Physics
i am just lost
my notes are just a mess
v=d/t, i think that has to do with cars
oh no what will i do
oh no what will i do
oh no what what will i do
Jot to Physics
i can't give up
the test is just tommrow
d=v times t
i know that is relative motion
ok i'll do just fine
ok i'll do just fine
ok i will i will do just fine
Submission date: December 17, 2005 22:34:49
Submitted by: Ashley Thomas
Title of Physics Carol: Have Yourself A Physics Class
Title of Real Carol:Have Yourself A Merry LIttle Christmas
Carol:
Have yourself an interesting physics class,
Let your mind be filled.
After the test, your troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a stressful physics class,
Do the calculations right.
If you don't, the answers will all be wrong.
There's another lab today.
Hope you do it right.
Then you have to tell about it in the report.
Through the weeks, we learn all we have to,
To get through the year.
Put a lovely "A" on the top of my test.
And have yourself a merry little physics class.
Submission date: December 17, 2005 21:26:57
Submitted by: Audrey Kendra
Title of Physics Carol: O Physics Class
Title of Real Carol:O Christmas Tree
Carol:
O Physics Class
O Physics Class
How interesting you are!
We've learned that Work equals Fd
And all about energy!
O Physics Class
O Physics Class
How interesting you are!
O Physics Class
O Physics Class
Your lessons are so many!
We've learned of Newton and Keplar
and all of their theories.
O Physics Class
O Physics Class
Your lessons are so many!
O Physics Class
O Physics Class
I look forward to you plenty!
Learning of Centripetal Force and Power
And of their importance.
O Physics Class
O Physics Class
I look forward to you plenty!
Submission date: December 17, 2005 21:14:24
Submitted by: Audrey Kendra
Title of Physics Carol: All I Want For Christmas Are Some Honey Bears
Title of Real Carol:All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Fron
Carol:
All I want for Christmas
are some Honey Bears
some Honey Bears
see my Honey Bears!
Gee, if I could only
have some Honey Bears
then I could calculate
"The Power."
It seems so fast the P.E. is gone
"Since most of it is absorbed in the arm"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be
if I could calculate K.E., K.E.
All I want for Christmas
are some Honey Bears
some Honey Bears
my Honey Bears.
Gee if I could calculate
K.E., P.E., and Power
then I'd have a
"Merry Christmas!"
Submission date: December 17, 2005 17:20:24
Submitted by: Mike Bastian, A.K.A.
Title of Physics Carol: My Favorite Things - The Physics Remix
Title of Real Carol:My Favorite Things
Carol:
Imaginary forces and tons of equations;
2-D motion with some more applications;
Calculating tension of various strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.
Newtonian laws and Johannes Kepler
Submission date: December 17, 2005 14:25:57
Submitted by: Kristine Gill
Title of Physics Carol: F=ma, Physics Woes
Title of Real Carol:Little Drummer Boy, Jingle Bells
Carol:
Duh they told me, F equals ma.
Were you born yesterday? F equals ma.
This is our third week on F equals ma.
Get your head in the game F equals ma. It equals ma, it equals ma.
Mass by acceleration is force, F equals ma, at least today.
Dashing through the snow, on my way into the school. Physics, English, Calculus, why must life be so cruel? Up
Submission date: December 17, 2005 01:56:57
Submitted by: Gino Gisondo
Title of Physics Carol: Fermi the Big-Brained Math Guy
Title of Real Carol:Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Carol:
Fermi the big brained math guy
had a good mind for math.
He liked to do equations
even when he took a bath
All of the other physics people
used to try and be like him.
They never liked to estimate
to the simple power of ten.
Then one problem asked for ketchup
Ramsey had to say,
Fermi with your brain so big
won
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:42:14
Submitted by: Nikki Missus
Title of Physics Carol: I Saw Mommy With Einstein
Title of Real Carol:I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa
Carol:
I saw Mom-my with Ein-stein.
Work-ing on a phy-sics lab last night.
She did-n't know that I knew all a-bout this fa-mous guy.
She thought I would-n't care, for-get 'bout E = mc^2.
She thought I would-n't see this man of rel-a-tiv-ity.
Then I saw Mom-my with Ein-stein.
Check-ing form-u-las so they were right.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been if they messed up mo-men-tum.
Work-ing on that lab last night.
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:40:47
Submitted by: Nikki Missus
Title of Physics Carol: Deck The Physics Room
Title of Real Carol:Deck The Halla
Carol:
Deck the Phy-sics room with labs.
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
Sim-ple mach-ines aren't that bad.
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
Bi-cycle tires, Hon-ey Bears.
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
Mar-bles fly-ing through the air.
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
''What is the mean-ing of force?''
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
''F = ma, of course.''
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
''Def-in-i-tion, not e-qua-tion.''
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
''Force is mass times accel-er-ation.''
(( Fa la la la la la la la la. ))
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:39:32
Submitted by: Caitlin Metelko
Title of Physics Carol: Newton Meters Squared Per Kilograms Squared
Title of Real Carol:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Carol:
You know grams and centimeters and Newtons and kilograms, seconds and meters per second and meters per second squared, but do you recall the most complicated unit of all
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:37:54
Submitted by: Caitlin Metelko
Title of Physics Carol: Tangent of Theta
Title of Real Carol:Frosty the Snowman
Carol:
Tangent of theta is used in many physics equations
It is found dividing sine by cosine and this all students know
Tangent of theta can be used in range and hang time equations
It can also be set equal to u when an object is about to move
When we calculate centripetal force we use it too
Velocity squared over gravity times radius leads us to a solution
Oh
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:36:49
Submitted by: alexis
Title of Physics Carol: ALEXIS' PHYSICS CAROL.
Title of Real Carol:
Carol:
On the first day of physics Mr. Ramsey taught to me
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:35:13
Submitted by: Nick Gajary, Lord of the Nacho
Title of Physics Carol: Ye Merry Physicists
Title of Real Carol:
Carol:
Ramsey test ye merry phy-si-cists
Let the class
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:33:58
Submitted by: Sammi Tuckerman
Title of Physics Carol: Silver Bells
Title of Real Carol:Silver Bells
Carol:
Busy classes,
Physics classes
Doing labs they're assigned,
Even though they don't know what they're doing.
Hear them whining,
Even crying,
And yet, Ramsey don't mind,
Fore above all this bustle you'll hear...
What's the equation?
(F=ma)
What's it mean?
(force accelerates mass)
Does anyone know the definition?
Aaron Cherr
Please shut up
So the rest of the class can learn.
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:32:55
Submitted by: Sammi Tuckerman
Title of Physics Carol: What Equation Is This?
Title of Real Carol:What Child Is This?
Carol:
What equation is this?
Why isn't it in my notes?
Oh, no! I have to derive it.
This problem is impossible.
I might give up.
Why didn't I take AP Bio.
This, this is d=vt:
The 1st equation we learned this year.
This, this is too darn hard,
And I'm only on problem 1!
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:31:31
Submitted by: Sammi Tuckerman
Title of Physics Carol: You Have to Take the Test Either Way
Title of Real Carol:Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Carol:
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm tellin' you why:
You have to take the test either way.
Ramsey's makin' a list.
He's checkin" it a lot.
So he's gonna find out if you studied or not,
But you have to take the test either way.
He sees you when you're sleeping in class.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you have done the work,
So finish your labs for goodness sake!
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout.
I'm tellin' you why:
You have to take the test either way.
Submission date: December 16, 2005 20:06:23
Submitted by: Mr. Ramsey
Title of Physics Carol: System
Title of Real Carol:Test
Carol:
Don't panic if your carol is missing. It will come back