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Submitted by: Alvin Lee
Title of Physics Carol: Static Equilibrium(Winter Wonderland
Carol:
All my moments have been cancelled,
Forces is equal,
I'm fully inert and doing no work
Here in static equilibrium
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Submitted by: Bob Mocadlo
Title of Physics Carol: Ramsey, the Physics Teacher (Rudolph)
Carol:
Ramsey, the physics teacher,
Walked into his room one day
He started teaching physics
Stuff like F equals MA
He talked about momentum,
centripetal force, and speed
work, energy, and power,
Concepts we will really need
There must have been some physics in
his mind as he explained,
"Why should CGS be spurned?
A dyne centimeter is an erg!"
As we took down his lectures,
We shouted with bobs of glee,
"Ramsey, the physics teacher,
There is fun in gravity!"
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Submitted by: Jessie Mauzy
Title of Physics Carol: Sleepless Night (Silent Night)
Carol:
Long sleepless night,
It's past midnight,
All these problems,
Not a one right
Nobody is online to help me out,
All I can do is just sit here and pout
Why don't I just go to slee-eep?
I might as well go to sleep.
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Submitted by: Dani
Title of Physics Carol: "You Better Watch Out" (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Carol:
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout
I
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Submitted by: Dani
Title of Physics Carol: "Newton the Genius" (Frosty the Snowman)
Carol:
Newton the genius,
Was a genius of a man,
With F=ma and all the rest,
He never needed a hand.
Newton the genius,
Was alive as he could be,
and he stayed alive from when he was born in 1643.
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Submitted by: Bob Mocadlo
Title of Physics Carol: Linear to Angular (Jolly Old St. Nicholas)
Carol:
Linear to angular
easy to convert
multiply the radius
and get your result
Kinematic equations
can be changed as well
doing it requires Greek
hope that you can tell
V becomes omega first
d is now theta
acceleration becomes
alpha just as well
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Submitted by: Erin Klayman
Title of Physics Carol: Deck the Hall
Carol:
Deck the hall with roller coasters,
Centripetal force, and friction too!
'Tis a world of many forces,
Tension, normal force, and mu mu mu!
Find we now our lost P.E.
While we dream of R.K.E!
Constant our velocity,
Inelastic? Oh... quite totally.
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Submitted by: Erin Klayman
Title of Physics Carol: Oh Loss P.E. (Oh Christmas Tree)
Carol:
Oh loss P.E.!
I
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Submitted by: lauren senkyr
Title of Physics Carol: Up On An Incline
Carol:
Up on an incline
A large block rests,
Here's static friction
at its best.
Increase the angle
and down it goes,
from potential to kinetic
the energy flows.
M G H
equals P E
half M V squared
equals K E.
Up on an incline
A large block rests,
Hope I remember this
For the test.
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Submitted by: Garett Estadt
Title of Physics Carol: Isaac Newton's Coming to Town
Carol:
You'd better watch out
you'd better not cry
you'd better not pout
I'm telling you why
Isaac Newton's coming to town
He's making three laws
and here's the third one
For every force there's
and equal opposit one
Isaac newton's coming to town
an object at rest
remains there, of course
Until acted on
by an outside force
Issac Newton's coming to town
He helps you know your physics
He knows you study late
He helped to invent calculus
and he never made mistakes
So, you'd better watch out,
you'd better not cry
You'd better not pout
I'm telling yo why
Isaac Newton's coming to town.
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Submitted by: Meera Patel
Title of Physics Carol: O Gravity, o Gravity
Carol:
O Gravity, O Gravity (Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells)
O Gravity,O Gravity,
One of Newtons greatest theories
It surley keeps us on the ground
It
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Submitted by: Ash and Jess
Title of Physics Carol: The 12 Days of Physics
Carol:
On my first day in Physics, Newton gave to me, the law of gravity.
On my second day in Physics, Oppenheimer gave to me, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my third day in Physics, Kepler gave to me, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my fourth day in Physics, Galeleo gave to me, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my fifth day in Physics, Copernicus gave to me, the Heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my sixth day in Physics, Einstein gave to me, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my seventh day in Physics, Aristotle gave to me, 7 motionless spheres, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my eighth day in Physics, Pasteur gave to me, 8 cups of milk, 7 motionless spheres, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my ninth day in Physics, Ptolemy gave to me, 9 pretty planets, 8 cups of milk, 7 motionless spheres, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my tenth day in Physics, Brahe gave to me, 10 years of data, 9 pretty planets, 8 cups of milk, 7 motionless spheres, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, adn the law of gravity.
On my eleventh day in Physics, Euclid gave to me, 11 polygons, 10 years of data, 9 pretty planets, 8 cups of milk, 7 motionless spheres, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter mons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity.
On my twelfth day in Physics, Curie gave to me, 12 radioactive isotopes, 11 polygons, 10 years of data, 9 pretty polygons, 8 cups of milk, 7 motionless spheres, the theory of relativity, the heliocentric theory, 4 Jupiter moons, 3 planet laws, 2 atomic bombs, and the law of gravity!
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Submitted by: Dani
Title of Physics Carol: "We Wish You a Merry Physics"
Carol:
We wish you a merry physics,
We wish you a merry physics,
We wish you a merry physics,
And more equations to come.
Now bring us some more equations,
Now bring us some more equations,
Now bring us some more equations,
Like F equals...ma
We won't go until we get some,
We won't go until we get some,
We won't go until we get some,
We can't... be dumb.
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Submitted by: alex baucco
Title of Physics Carol: the 12 days of physics
Carol:
On the first day of physics the Ramsey gave to me...a syllubus.
On the second day of physics the Ramseu have to me...
two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the third day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks, and a syllabus.
On the fourth day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks, and a syllabus.
On the fifth day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
Four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the sixth day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the seventh day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
seven magnificant equations, six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the eighth day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
eight broken egg drops, seven magnificant equations, six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the ninth day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
nine different forces, eight broken egg drops, seven magnificant equations, six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the tenth day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
ten grades a droppin', nine different forces, eight broken egg drops, seven magnificant equations, six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the eleventh day of physics the Ramsey gave to me
eleven warnings to use my units, ten grades a droppin', nine different forces, eight broken egg drops, seven magnificant equations, six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
On the twelfth day of physics King Ramsey gave to me
a test score of thirty, eleven warnings to use my units, ten grades a droppin', nine different forces, eight broken egg drops, seven magnificant equations, six hard problems due tomorrow,
FIVE OTHER PHYSICS-Y THINGS!!!
four confusing graphs, three impossible labs, two heavy textbooks and a syllabus.
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Submitted by: Courtney Wittman
Title of Physics Carol: All I Want For Christmas
Carol:
"All I Want For Christmas"
Take back the holly and mistletoe
Silver bells on a string
If I wrote a letter to Issac Newton
I would ask for just one thing
I don't need sleigh rides in the snow
I don't want a Christmas that's blue
Take back the tinsel, stockings and bows
'Cuz all I want for Christmas is Physics
I don't need mathmatical things
They don't matter to me
What I want can't be found
Underneath the Christmas tree
Physic laws are the angels that top my tree
They are my dream come true
Euclid can't bring me what I need
'Cuz all I want for Christmas is Physics
I don't need literary things
They don't matter to me
What I want can't be found
Underneath the Christmas tree
Physic laws are the angels that top my tree
They are my dream come true
Shakespear can't bring me what I need
Cuz all I want for Christmas is Physics
All I want for Christmas is Physics
Yeah all I want for Christmas is Physics
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Submitted by: Courtney Wittman
Title of Physics Carol: 12th Day of Christmas
Carol:
On the twelvth day of Christmas,
Mr. Ramsey gave to me,
Twelve things I already forgot,
Eleven reasons to major in English,
Ten hours worth of homework,
Nine letters that might mean something,
Eight eggs-a-ozzing,
Seven(ty) formulas all equalling Fnet,
Six lessons spoken in mumble,
FIVE FALLING GRADES,
Four broken scales,
Three labs that won't work,
Two headaches,
And an equation that makes no sense.